Shag - Marry - Cliff Meme
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smallhobbitHalf my flist has already done this, so I owe it to them to share my response. And for the other half - if you want to take part, let me know and I'll give you three names.
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hardboiledbaby gave me the following: Thorin Oakenshield, Robbie Lewis, Stanley Hopkins.
It appears one school of thought says "Shag" means only once, but that's ridiculous and a total waste.
So here is my answer:
Firstly, Cliff: Sorry, Robbie, I do like you, but I feel you'd be better off with either James or Laura (depending on your preference). So I shall find a nice low cliff and let you fall off, hurting yourself sufficiently to require TLC from one or other of them.
Secondly, Shag: An interesting choice. I'm sure Stanley would be good, but Thorin, I feel, would be better. But I certainly don't want to end up married to a Dwarf King. However, I have nothing against the occasional assignation in Erebor.
Lastly, Marry: Lovely Stanley. I feel he'd be very sensible and loving and we'd be very happy together. There remains the question as to whether I'd be unfaithful to him with Thorin. But clearly this would be an AU and therefore doesn't count, they are two entirely separate entities.
hardboiledbaby gave me the following: Thorin Oakenshield, Robbie Lewis, Stanley Hopkins.It appears one school of thought says "Shag" means only once, but that's ridiculous and a total waste.
So here is my answer:
Firstly, Cliff: Sorry, Robbie, I do like you, but I feel you'd be better off with either James or Laura (depending on your preference). So I shall find a nice low cliff and let you fall off, hurting yourself sufficiently to require TLC from one or other of them.
Secondly, Shag: An interesting choice. I'm sure Stanley would be good, but Thorin, I feel, would be better. But I certainly don't want to end up married to a Dwarf King. However, I have nothing against the occasional assignation in Erebor.
Lastly, Marry: Lovely Stanley. I feel he'd be very sensible and loving and we'd be very happy together. There remains the question as to whether I'd be unfaithful to him with Thorin. But clearly this would be an AU and therefore doesn't count, they are two entirely separate entities.
