Meme Answers (Part 2)

mafief  asked a complex series of questions, which I felt deserved a response to itself.  This ficlet is therefore dedicated to mafief  especially as life is hard at the moment.

The questions were:
The “prime” camping trip.
Bilbo Baggins (The Hobbit), Sister Evangelina (Call the Midwife), Harry Potter, Sister Julienne (Call the Midwife), and Severus Snape (Harry Potter) go on a camping trip. Here are 7 questions about the trip. (mafief)
- Who does all the packing that probably shouldn’t have?
- Who forgets most of what they should have packed?
- Who would be in charge of the bug spray and bring along several options including some hippy stuff they found at a boutique?
- Who would tell the best campfire stories?
- Does Sister Julienne constantly interrupt the stories to input their opinion?
- Who can’t figure out how to toast a marshmallow and burns it often enough that another (who?) takes pity on that person and toasts them a perfect marshmallow each time?
- Who never leaves the tent?

The Prime Camping Trip (also on AO3)

 

( The Prime Camping Trip )