Hello, This Is Me

[smallhobbit]

In response to the ushobwri 6th Anniversary Challenge (Happy 6th Anniversary) here is my TV pitch for Write Your Life:

INSIDE the seemingly respectable financial and administrative person ('I need your timesheet NOW or you won't get paid!'), member of the church community, responsible Brownie leader (not sure those words go together), loving mother ('don't let your nosebleed drip on your white school shirt'), besotted granny and harassed daughter, lies ...

SMALL HOBBIT, creator of the Ocelot, Sloth, Ferret, Mouselet and Aemelia Vole, (also the many-tentacled Rudybago, lover of 'Bones' McCoy), frequent killer of Dr Watson, purveyor of crack, unexpected pianos, and rather a lot of shepherd's pie.

WONDER as she encourages conversation with a group of one blind lady, one deaf lady, her two interpreters, one lady in a wheelchair, and one bloke who's probably wondering what's going on.  And all the time preventing the guide dog from drinking her tea.

MARVEL as she takes the whole first half of a christening service because the vicar's at risk of losing his voice.

DESPAIR at the pile of papers etc which are dumped on half the two seater settee.

PREPARE for the next online course, book or activity are tackled with the words 'Oh, that looks interesting!'

All in Glorious Technicolour throughout 2020!

Comments

[kaffy_r]

Hello there - here from Fandom Snowflake. I giggled through much of your introduction; would you mind if I friended you?

[smallhobbit]

Welcome! I'd be delighted if you friended me, I shall friend you back.

[kaffy_r]

Done!